Somebody give me a good wiener joke..

[Scoops]

@)

 

[billhill999]

There was once a guy at a carnival who wanted to buy a hotdog the guy who sold him the hotdog said there not called hotdogs there called wieners. Then he wanted to bue a donkey the guy that sold it to him said there not called donkeys they are called asses, a few minutes latter he asked asked a guy to hold his wiener while he scratched his ass

 

[Scoops]

Good 1 bill,got any short ones? I'm looking for a short one..

 

[billhill999]

Good 1 bill,got any short ones? I'm looking for a short one..

Look in my pants, that's a short wiener.

Video is classic

 

[X-Files]

Somebody give me a good wiener joke..

@)

Stick it in your mouth, suck for a few hours and you'll feel nice.

 

[jaws2357]

Oscar myer

 

[cocktailsnlongshots+]

what's the difference between yer paycheck and yer dick?..........u don't have to beg yer wife to blow yer paycheck.......

 

[Willie99]

saw one above a urinal in a men's room that made me laugh

"why are you looking up here, the joke is in your hand"

 

[RenoChazz]

One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.

So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."

So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter drinks."

So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she finds a used condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter has a penis."

 

[Scoops]

anybody got a really short one?

 

[HalfDaySober]

From the 3rd grade. Why did Oscar Meyer get arrested. For sticking his weiner in Barbara Ann's buns.

 

[billhill999]

anybody got a really short one?

I told you.
Me.

 

[soonerdawg1]

i could always post a picture of my cock.....that always gets em rolling with laughter

 

[Stylez]

what has 100 teeth and eats wieners..

a zipper

 

[Scoops]

I told you.
Me.

Well let me have it,What are you waiting for,I need it.Thought we was pals,I have been asking for it all day!
:lol:alright , haha,,No Homo!:toast:

 

[Scoops]

what has 100 teeth and eats wieners..

a zipper

Yea thats a good one,but Im looking for more like a "crack"on someone.
:toast:

 

[Scoops]

i could always post a picture of my cock.....that always gets em rolling with laughter

Maybe it was yours I saw on one of those F'ed up text messages that I have gotten,,@)
:toast:

 

[RenoChazz]

Yea thats a good one,but Im looking for more like a "crack"on someone.
:toast:

Like a your weiner's so small joke?

 

[Scoops]

Like a your weiner's so small joke?

:lol: Yea,something like that but more in a joke form than a yo momma form,know what I mean?
:toast: Am I getting to technical with my request for a wiener joke?:lol:

 

[soonerdawg1]

did you get a gig as a substitute kindergarten teacher or something@)

ah, the nonsense i could teach a room full of 6 year olds